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Watch Telly without a P Pause!
A revolutionary medical discovery has been made in Kansas: a pill that enables humans to watch TV for about 10 hours straight without having to go to the bathroom. The drug is highly illegal in the EU, while in the US the only contraindication is a pathological level of procrastination in the micturation process.
The scientist who invented the pill seems to be a rather shy person who doesn’t own many modern gadgets, except, of course, a TV and a large variety of surplus kettles and bicycles. When the press entered his premises after the discovery of the pill had been made known, the only thing he stated in the interview was that he would like to sell his oldest kettle and bicycle through the internet, a medium he did not seem to be familiar with whatsoever. Apparently, he lives alone, notwithstanding an omniscient mother who is still unsuccessfully trying toruin run his life.
Off Key Death from Beer?
In a small provincial town in Germany, a mysterious case has been puzzling the authorities for a good while now. A man died after drinking six cans of beer. Prior to the obduction, it was assumed by the police that he had been poisoned by the woman employed to fold and put away his laundry. Apparently, she had been doing the washing, hanging and ironing during the week of the murder, which was otherwise not her job. In the immediate surrounding of the victim, a sixpack of self-refilling beer cans of a type previously unknown to the brewing industry was discovered.
In the last 7.000.000 digital pictures published at a private website, the late beer drinker looks thin, handsome, shaved, properly dressed and very intelligent. Some nude pictures with prominent abdominal muscles have also appeared on the web. These, as has been added by family members, were heavily photoshopped by the laundry woman who is still suspected of the murder, although evidence is lacking. The lady is now treated in a psychiatric hospital. She did not admit the murder, claiming that she only occasionally prepared him a secret mistletoe potion against his spell of procrastination.
Letters from Mme Zaoirze
Dear King of Monks,
this is an abbreviated version of the carreer slot from your horoscope for the following year. In order to get the full version, you must transfer $ 799,00 to zaoirze at astrofun dot tv via pray pal.
In the second half of 2007, you will miraculously win a house at Big Bear lake. The house comes with a permanent TV license in the contract and of course, since you live at a lake, you will also own a boat. Every single room in the house, even the bathroom, the hall and the attic will be furnished with a pretty victorian wardrobe. After the house warming party, all your numerous nodding acquaintances will become your friends and provide you with... (end of free trial version, see you at astrofun dot tv)
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Watch Telly without a P Pause!
A revolutionary medical discovery has been made in Kansas: a pill that enables humans to watch TV for about 10 hours straight without having to go to the bathroom. The drug is highly illegal in the EU, while in the US the only contraindication is a pathological level of procrastination in the micturation process.
The scientist who invented the pill seems to be a rather shy person who doesn’t own many modern gadgets, except, of course, a TV and a large variety of surplus kettles and bicycles. When the press entered his premises after the discovery of the pill had been made known, the only thing he stated in the interview was that he would like to sell his oldest kettle and bicycle through the internet, a medium he did not seem to be familiar with whatsoever. Apparently, he lives alone, notwithstanding an omniscient mother who is still unsuccessfully trying to
Off Key Death from Beer?
In a small provincial town in Germany, a mysterious case has been puzzling the authorities for a good while now. A man died after drinking six cans of beer. Prior to the obduction, it was assumed by the police that he had been poisoned by the woman employed to fold and put away his laundry. Apparently, she had been doing the washing, hanging and ironing during the week of the murder, which was otherwise not her job. In the immediate surrounding of the victim, a sixpack of self-refilling beer cans of a type previously unknown to the brewing industry was discovered.
In the last 7.000.000 digital pictures published at a private website, the late beer drinker looks thin, handsome, shaved, properly dressed and very intelligent. Some nude pictures with prominent abdominal muscles have also appeared on the web. These, as has been added by family members, were heavily photoshopped by the laundry woman who is still suspected of the murder, although evidence is lacking. The lady is now treated in a psychiatric hospital. She did not admit the murder, claiming that she only occasionally prepared him a secret mistletoe potion against his spell of procrastination.
Letters from Mme Zaoirze
Dear King of Monks,
this is an abbreviated version of the carreer slot from your horoscope for the following year. In order to get the full version, you must transfer $ 799,00 to zaoirze at astrofun dot tv via pray pal.
In the second half of 2007, you will miraculously win a house at Big Bear lake. The house comes with a permanent TV license in the contract and of course, since you live at a lake, you will also own a boat. Every single room in the house, even the bathroom, the hall and the attic will be furnished with a pretty victorian wardrobe. After the house warming party, all your numerous nodding acquaintances will become your friends and provide you with... (end of free trial version, see you at astrofun dot tv)
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saoirse - 9. Okt, 01:38
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